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A man so special that you're willing to tolerate him for the rest of your life.
"I can't believe he remembered that! That's my future husband right there!"
by PheEternal September 17, 2009
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
by A Bear January 06, 2006
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Male who has leveled up and evolved from "boyfriend."
Male just leveled up to "husband": he obtained a wife!
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A man who wakes up in the morning and the first he thinks about is his wife. A guy who loves,honors,respects his girl. Someone who is proud to be around and show them off. A man who is happy with what he has instead of passng girls and checks them out in front of his girl. He picks your site over anyone's and would give you the world and has you meet his parents. A husband is a man who wants kids and when he has them stays By there side and Protects them. Now that is a husband that will be yours til death do us part and him being faithful to you makes him the best husband.
I got me a great husband? How about you?.....
by lishes March 18, 2015
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A leader to his wife and warrior for his family. He exudes strength. Honor will have meaning. He will protect his wife and family from harm, he confirms his bond to her with tokens and gifts to show all he knows that he is serious about the woman that he has selected. He will profess his love for her with a commitment. He will provide food, shelter and safety. A husband will protect you at all cost. He will share his dreams and fears with his wife to bond. He will easily love her and desire a family with her. He's selfless with his partner and make tough choices for the good of his family. He will love his wife passionately and in return she will be all encompassing
With tears of joy she has taken a new husband.
by Onlyaladywilldo March 05, 2018
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1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .
I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 18, 2017
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