Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.

Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.

Jewmental by alex patti April 17, 2011

jewment 

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

jewment by thekevineri October 26, 2009

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

Jewmentia by Laz April 17, 2019

Jewmenian 

The combination between a Jew and an Armenian. Jewstian tend to be short, hairy and have a big nose.

Dude he is such a Jewmenian wannabe.

Jewmenian by bbbeastly May 9, 2008

JetMetal 

A term used to describe a certain type of motorcycle which is pared down to the bare bones but over-powered to the pint of danger. originatedin the comic-strip of the same name, published in numerous motorcycling magazines around the world. Created by Andy Sparrow who also created Bloodrunners

'That's awesome man! That's some jetmetal you've got there.'

JetMetal by and116 March 30, 2009

Jewmentum 

(n.) -- the inner confidence of a Jewish person to persevere against all odds and come out with a successful outcome, no matter what the endeavor is, big or small.

"Oh, I know the odds are against me, but I really want to try my hand at writing a novel, and I'm hoping my Jewmentum will carry me through to the end. It's a dream I have had since high school, to be a novelist!"

Jewmentum by PRwiz101 March 17, 2012