Jewmentum

(n.) -- the inner confidence of a Jewish person to persevere against all odds and come out with a successful outcome, no matter what the endeavor is, big or small.

"Oh, I know the odds are against me, but I really want to try my hand at writing a novel, and I'm hoping my Jewmentum will carry me through to the end. It's a dream I have had since high school, to be a novelist!"

by PRwiz101 March 17, 2012

jewment

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

by thekevineri October 26, 2009

joementum

The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.

Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.

by bluedevil July 20, 2006

joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.

Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.

by alex patti April 17, 2011

Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020