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–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
jewment by thekevineri October 26, 2009
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When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.
Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.
Jewmentia by Laz April 17, 2019
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