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Jewcent

When one says something with the scruffy voice of a jew.
I picked up five pennys yesterday, said the boy with a jewcent
by JewSwaggle December 21, 2010
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jewment

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
by thekevineri October 26, 2009
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Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.
Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.
by Laz April 17, 2019
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Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!
by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
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Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.
According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012
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Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.
Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
by alex patti April 17, 2011
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jewvent

Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.
Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
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