by JewSwaggle December 21, 2010
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–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
You- "Hey man, you got a light?"
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
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by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012
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Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.
by alex patti April 17, 2011
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Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah
by Shlomo Goldreubensilverstein March 25, 2009
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