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Jewmanitarian
A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?
David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?
Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.
David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?
Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.
David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010
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Jewmentia • Jewmenian • Jewmental • Janmentia • Jewentines Day • jewlantian • jewmania • Jewmanitarian • jewment • Jewmentum
joementia
A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.
Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.
joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021
jewment
(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.
–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)
Origin:
Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.
You- "Hey man, you got a light?"
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
Jew- "Yea, here!"
You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."
:akward pause:
You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."
jewment by thekevineri October 26, 2009
Jewentines Day
Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
Jewentines Day by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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