Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.

Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!

by SlyD0g February 09, 2019

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 04, 2017

Magnificunt

A description for a magnificently attractive, or useful vagina.

Magnificunt is a combination of the words 'magnificent' and cunt.

"Bro, Her pussy was so perfect, it looked like the was air-brushed."

"Mate, That's magnificunt."

by SlyD0g April 22, 2013

Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).

My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.

by SlyD0g March 26, 2013