jewvent

Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.

Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah

by Shlomo Goldreubensilverstein March 25, 2009

jewment

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

by thekevineri October 26, 2009

Jewvenile

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

by män-'täzh July 28, 2009

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007

jewverty

Jewish poverty. When a jew cries hes broke and doesnt want to pay. Basicly all jews are in a state of jewverty f.s.I.

I told a guy he owed me for some work and he cried jewverty

by free skakel December 4, 2013

Jewvet

A cosy linen item generally used in the bedroom for warmth and snugness when one is alseep. One can have many different covers of varying design and colour making everyones Jewvet almost unique. A person's Jewvet will also have a signature smell dependent on its owner, and stain patterns depending on the nature of sexual acts occuring beneath it.

In a normal world everyone loves their Jewvet.

Man to wife; stop stealing my side of the Jewvet

Beef; I had to change my Jewvet today because it smelt like Wooton

by DAVE9999 May 16, 2010