Hofi 

One of the best guys in the world. Someone who you can always have fun with. He is the perfect person for late night car rides and sharing yellow red bull energy drinks. Furthermore, his music taste and spotify playlists are the things you shouldn't live without. Anyone who has a Hofi in his life can be very grateful.

Lisa: I am dating a Hofi now.

Mona: Wait what, really?!?! You must be so lucky!!!!
Lisa: I am ;)

Hofi by theoneandonlynati November 21, 2021

hofia 

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019

hofight

Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.

hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)

hofight by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010

hofix

When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.

"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"

hofix by Marcellita November 22, 2011

hofie 

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

hofie by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009

HoFile 

The slutty pictures and words girls put on facebook and other social networking site profiles.

Check out this chicks hofile....what a ho!

HoFile by Johnnylacroix July 19, 2010

Höfingen

A small southern-west german village, that is hated by his sorounded neighbours but also loved. It depends where youre from.

Ah du bist aus Höfingen? (Ah, your from Höfingen?)

Bah... Du bist aus Höfingen! (Ewwww... Your from Höfingen!)

Höfingen by Höfinger (aka Julian) September 17, 2021