Two

n. The lonliest number since the number one.
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Two

Refers to a girl who you have on the side.

You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.

The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.

Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."

In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."

Also referred to as "doing the two."
"My wife/girlfriend isn't around, time to find me a two."

"You gonna do the two tonight?"

"Where my two's at?"
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two and two

How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.
"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery on "Love Connection"
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Two Twos

Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked
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two-to-two

When you drink from 2PM until 2AM then promptly pass out.
After your last final, let's meet up and pull a two-to-two.
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The Two-Two

I'll catch you on the two-two.
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twos

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.
"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"
by inwonderland May 10, 2006
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