HoFIRe 

(Hot Female Induced Retardation)

This phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarrassment. In more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.

1/ Man sees a gorgeous woman and in an attempt to catch her attention, he waves and walks into a tree. HoFIRe.

2/ Friend 1: "Oh my god I saw the hottest chick the other day while I was out driving! She was so gorgeous I couldn't take my eyes off her"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?"
Friend 1: "Uh, no... I had a HoFIRe attack and I accidentally ran over a small child"

3/ Doctor: "What happened to your hand?"
Patient: "HoFIRe. I was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me"
Doctor: "Oh, well... what's left of your hand needs to be amputated"

HoFIRe by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011

HoFIRe Rage 

Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.

It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.

In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.

1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"

2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"

3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"

(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)

HoFIRe Rage by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011

hogfire 

A torched penis hanging out of the barn door of boxer shorts.

“I once dated a man who was set on fire and survived. One day, he decided to play around and show me his massive Hogfire!”

hogfire by Comic Note August 29, 2021

Hofriend 

Girlfriend with questionable sexual morals.

Hey homes, who's your new Hofriend.

Hofriend by EJMac. November 26, 2007

hotfire 

The word hotfire is used to express how cool something is, how original, or how custom the item is.

"Yo son, that shit is hotfire!"

hotfire by Kyle Ordans July 31, 2005

hofie 

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

hofie by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009

homire

A term of endearment, directed at one's homeboy; a form of homie.

Originated as law enforcement's misspelled attempt at typing homie.

Often used by those of the Caucasian persuasion.

Peace out, Homire

homire by tina80 February 28, 2009