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A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.
I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt
Hofeldt by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009
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Hopfield's 9 

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.
David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.
Hopfield's 9 by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020
a last name that means "high field". also commonly known as ballers, gangstas, and just overall pimps. another commonly known fact is that a hofeld is better than a lee.
Ho ho ho hofeld

The hofelds dominate the lees buttholes in kickball and life in general.
hofeld by sugartits June 25, 2008
"Hosfield" is a common last name which derives from a old French village called "Queer von city". The family the "Hosfields", were the first people documented in history to attempt dig a hole through earth and end up in the United States, this attempt occurred in 1946 and the hosfields were never heard from again until 1995 which they surfaced in a town called Kennewick Washington. It is still unknown to this day if they actually dug the hole through earth. Some scientists theorize that this hole through earth has a direct correlation with the transformation of justin bieber from "popstar" to "Hollywood teen douchebag". Some scientists go even as far to theorize that it affects not only justin bieber, but all celebrities. Which would explain the actions of celebrities from the last 20 years, including the down fall of Britney Spears, Amanda bynes, and Lindsay lohan, and the sudden change attitude in younger upcoming pop stars such as Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and the twins from the suite life of Zach and Cody!

Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.
Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.

When used with the word "Kim", such as "Kim hosfield" it means " a super ultra gay fag who is so gay they eat tons of rainbow colored skittles to show their gay pride."
hosfield by Kkkhut234 March 5, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026