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When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.
"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"
hofix by Marcellita November 22, 2011
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A report on women showing their ownership, disease, and accident history.
In this little town, every bitch should come with a HoFax report. There's no telling what that stuff has been through!
HoFax by when pride still mattered October 20, 2011
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hofix HoFax hofile hobixjimin Hofi hofia hofie hofield hofight Höfingen
That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.
Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia
hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019
Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.
hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)
hofight by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010
One that would be regarded as sweet as a honey kiss
Come here, you cute Honix, you!
Honix by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
A run down of your sexual history, how many men/ woman you have been with. Have you had 3somes? Bisexual experiences? How old were you when you lost your virginity.
He tried to ask me to pull my hofax.
My cousins man was asking me to run through her ho fax.
HoFax by ThickShady December 2, 2019
Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")
"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."
hofie by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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