hofix

When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.

"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"

hofix by Marcellita November 22, 2011

HoFax

A report on women showing their ownership, disease, and accident history.

In this little town, every bitch should come with a HoFax report. There's no telling what that stuff has been through!

HoFax by when pride still mattered October 20, 2011

hofia 

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

hofia by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019

hofight

Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.

hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)

hofight by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010

Honix

One that would be regarded as sweet as a honey kiss

Come here, you cute Honix, you!

Honix by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

HoFax

A run down of your sexual history, how many men/ woman you have been with. Have you had 3somes? Bisexual experiences? How old were you when you lost your virginity.

He tried to ask me to pull my hofax.
My cousins man was asking me to run through her ho fax.

HoFax by ThickShady December 2, 2019

hofie 

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

hofie by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009