hofix

When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.

"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"

by Marcellita November 22, 2011

HoFax

A report on women showing their ownership, disease, and accident history.

In this little town, every bitch should come with a HoFax report. There's no telling what that stuff has been through!

by when pride still mattered October 20, 2011

hofia

That one girl at your school that is a complete and utter fucking ho. It’s as simple as that. She’s a ho. You can identify one with one look. 1) They will look like a ho. 2) They think their sooo gorgeous. 3) They pretend to be your friend for your shit. 4) The’re trynna fight your girl Zoe.

Excuse me it’s hofia not Sofia

by Kid from middle school March 21, 2019

hofight

Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.

hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)

by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010

Honix

One that would be regarded as sweet as a honey kiss

Come here, you cute Honix, you!

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

HoFax

A run down of your sexual history, how many men/ woman you have been with. Have you had 3somes? Bisexual experiences? How old were you when you lost your virginity.

He tried to ask me to pull my hofax.
My cousins man was asking me to run through her ho fax.

by ThickShady December 2, 2019

hofie

Playful combination of the term "whore for sure." Shortened from "whore for sure" to "ho fo sho" to simply "hofie." Used as a term of endearment between close girl friends. (Also can be shortened again to "hof")

"Hey hof! Let's go get a margarita soon, mmk??"

"Lindzy is my hofie."

by hallelujahriot October 29, 2009