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Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.
Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019
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Coming from the words:
Foolish

Relish
Louse
Moon over
House (in reference to one’s brain)

Finding peace, and relishing in one’s sadness.

A Houish person is someone who can find comfort in their mental hardships.

Not enough to overcome them, but more so to acknowledge and live with them.
Sometimes even finding meaning to their sadness.
He stepped out of the door, and into the rain. It hit his body, making him cold. He looked off into the dark forest, all but the tops of trees invisible in the darkness. He looked for longer, starting to think about himself, about his regrets and mistakes. Houish thoughts filled his head. He would never be fixed, but he was okay with that.
Houish by Hydro Turtle July 18, 2022
Two or more hoes are fighting each other for reasons only hoes would care.
hofight in any Jersey shore episode, those dumbass man whores hofight too.

Orange leathery ho A: "bitch, we dawnt slum tha fuken dooorr in dis motha fuken haus."
Semi-orange leathery ho B:" Whaeva, bitch" (with neck twitching)
hofight by WhySoStupid? September 1, 2010
to act like a whore.
i got mad at my beoch because sh was acting hoeish at da club.
hoeish by william August 23, 2003
acting like a hoe; one who gets around
Julie acts hoish because she comes knocking on many guys doors looking for a late night hookup.
hoish by SHIFFMAN October 23, 2006
A person that is a hoe without doubt.
(Person 1) Dude, what do you think about her?
(Person 2) She's a hofasho.
(Person 1) Ya...that's what I was thinking.
Hofasho by Heaven's Avenging Angel December 21, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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