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A man that has never bought a T-shirt before. He only wears free shirts.
OMG! Hoeward, wear did you get your shirt?
Hoeward by hoewardfan69 December 6, 2021
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Daddy Howard

A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.

Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Dylan:Yo daddy Howard!
Daddy Howard: Get on sidewalk boy do you want ic!?!
Daddy Howard by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018

Adina Howard 

Adina Marie Howard born November 14, 1973 is an American singer and songwriter. She rose to fame during the mid-1990s with her debut album, Do You Wanna Ride? and her debut single, "Freak like Me". Some of her other minor hits include "What's Love Got to Do with It?" (with Warren G), "(Freak) And U Know It", "Nasty Grind", "Freaks" (with Play-N-Skillz and Krayzie Bone) and "T-Shirt & Panties" (with Jamie Foxx).

1993–1996: Do You Wanna Ride? and the hit success of "Freak Like Me"Edit

Her debut album Do You Wanna Ride?, featuring the Platinum-certified hit single, "Freak like Me", was released in 1995 and was certified Gold by the RIAA. Her follow-up singles included "My Up and Down" (#32 R&B, No. 68 Hot 100) and "It's All About You"
Adina Howard Let me lay it on the line
I got a little freakiness inside
And you know that the man has gotta deal with it
I don't care what they say
I'm not about to pay nobody's way
'Cause it's all about the dog in me, uh-huh

I want a freak in the morning
A freak in the evening, just like me
I need a roughneck nigga
That can satisfy me, just for me
If you are that kind of man
'Cause I'm that kind of girl
I've got a freaky secret, everybody sing
'Cause we don't give a damn about a thing

'Cause I will be a freak until the day
Until the dawn
And we can (pump, pump)
All through the night 'till the early morn'
Come on and I will take you around the 'hood
On a gangsta lean
'Cause we can (pump, pump)
Any time of day, it's all good for me
Adina Howard by Blu_leef December 9, 2022

Todd Howard 

The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.
Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."
Todd Howard by willywonkaboi January 11, 2019

Howard Wolowitz 

Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.
Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"

Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.

Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."

Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."
Howard Wolowitz by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012

Howard the Alien 

A series of Youtube videos and remixes often depicting a metallic animated alien dancing to Lil Uzi Vert's song called Money Longer, Often in these videos its a subtle but medium amount of ear rape often barely enough to tingle your ear drums to an extent where it feels extremely satisfying
Woah Tony over there is doing a Howard the Alien?! Look at the way he dances to it, Hes like a unit
Howard the Alien by 󠀀 July 17, 2018

Dom Howard 

Fair-haired, angel-faced drummer for British rock band, Muse.

Dom was born in Stockport on 7th December, 1977 and when he was 8-9 years old he moved to Teignmouth in Devon with his family where he met Matt Bellamy and later on, Chris Wolstenholme.

Dom's favourite drummers are Stewart Copeland, Roger Taylor, Dave Grohl and Buddy Rich. He has a wide taste in rock music as he loves Jimi Hendrix, Pavement, Radiohead, Queen, dEUS, Smashing Pumpkins, Primus, Rage Against The Machine and Limp Bizkit!

Dom Howard is a good drummer! I do love him.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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