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A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.

Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Dylan:Yo daddy Howard!
Daddy Howard: Get on sidewalk boy do you want ic!?!
by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018
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The legend himself. You’ve seen him blowing the whistle into the microphone. Daddy Howard himself.

Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.
Boy: Hey can I get a pass?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?
by MorganFreeman7284 August 24, 2018
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Literally cannot remember anything

He has an unusual obsession with Tuesday and will usually blow a whistle into the microphone on the morning show, his head is probably the shiniest thing known to man. Usually can be seen at lunch stalking the "Howard Hole" and being overall extremely retarded. Usually mistakes Wednesday with Tuesday or Friday with Thursday. If looked at closely, you can see the slight resemblance of a frog in his face.
Daddy Howard: EY IS DAT A HOOKA PEEP
Necc Boi: No it's just a battery
Daddy Howard: EY GIMME DAT OR IMA PUT YOU IN IC
by TheLoafGeneral August 31, 2018
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Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.

He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.

The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.
Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.

Daddy Howard is retarded.

Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.
by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018
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Has a shorter memory loss than dory

Aka best i.c. giver at lcms. Also known for his famous quote "Happy Tuesday"
Jamy:walking by the sidewalk

Daddy Howard: YOU BETTER STOP AND GET ON THE SIDEWALK.

JAMY: ok daddy Howard
by JAMY4LIFE October 15, 2018
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