Howardism 

A "cult" made up by a group of high school kids as a way to appreciate a teacher. While their methods of appreciating said teacher might be a little bit strange, they have good intentions. Mr. Said Teacher, you know who you are, just know that these kids, including myself, think you're a pretty cool dude. Teachers don't often get appreciated, and are often taken for granted, so the creators of the cult wanted you to know that they, even though most are failing your class and could be doing better things with their time, such as trying to pass your class, think that your a great teacher, myself included. Mr. Said Teacher, if you are reading this, WE APPREICIATE YOUR EXISTANCE.

Mr. Said Teacher: You know you're failing my class right?
Over caffeinated and sleep deprived kids: Yeah, but Howardism is our way of showing you we think your a cool dude.
Mr. Said Teacher: You still have a 17% in my class.

Howardism by -phg- December 8, 2019

Howardism 

A coping mechanism made up for students to make light of their failing grades assigned by Mr. Said Teacher. While beloved at first, the fellowship of the "cult" has fallen, leaving a shell of what once was, leaving Mr. Said Teacher cold and brooding once more, destroying students' grades and life one draining assignment at a time. With the fellowship ruined, individual students still subject to Mr. Said Teacher's doctorate-level expectations suffer alone, in despair.

Chemistry student: Remember when people had all those pictures of you?
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.

Howardism by trying_their_best November 14, 2021

Howardism 

What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.

Adult: good morning fellow human being

Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.

Howardism by A concerned bystander. November 20, 2019

Howards Family 

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.

I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.

Howards Family by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006

Cowardism 

Violent action carried out through cowardly attacks targeting unarmed civilians as means of coercion. Also known as "terrorism". However, the term "cowardism" is preferred over "terrorism" as it is less subjective and politically unbiased.

Cowardism has claimed countless number of innocent lives and has disrupted international peace.

Cowardism by cowardism-defined.org July 30, 2019

howards 

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

howards by Machiep April 19, 2009

Julia Howarding 

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.

Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"

Julia Howarding by Vixenne July 12, 2021