Definitions by willywonkaboi

Brainy Guess 

When you don't know the answer to a question, but you feel like you need to make up an answer that kind of makes sense without giving a blatantly wrong or wild one. Common in smart kids and nowhere to exist in idiots.

Ah man, I ran our of time on the quiz since for the last question, I wanted to give a brainy guess.

Brainy Guess by willywonkaboi May 29, 2019

Tappers Stroke 

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.

Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.

Tappers Stroke by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019

Blorking 

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

Blorking by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Spitball 

An almost forgotten way to wage war against another person or group of people. Typically used by kids in the lower grades against another rival class. Involves a straw and a small crumpled up ball of paper that is soaked in spit to make it stick to others. Rules of engagement: You need many allies to pull this off, never do this alone. Never get caught by the teacher. Always over prepare in ammo.

Maxwell: The other retarded class started a spitball war with us yesterday and they got Davy and Brian.

Jim: This is a code red alert, call in support from the classes upstairs, we need more allies.

Spitball by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Braineshed

When you're told something ahead of time constantly, but forget about it when the time actually comes.

Dillon: Bruh, you promised you would pick up my grandma at the airport yesterday.

Billy: Oof, I guess I got braineshed

Braineshed by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

Public Library 

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.

I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.

Public Library by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

Loserville 

A way to insult someone by assuming their heritage.

Only use this word when you want to mentally DESTROY your opponent.

Jared: Brian, you're such a dick.

Brian: Well are you from loserville? Cause you're a loser.

Jared: ....

Brian: So go fuck off now Jared.

Jared: *crying* Ok, ok....

Loserville by willywonkaboi April 17, 2019