Harberdashery 

Just another way of saying bullshit without swearing.

I will not standby and hear this Harberdashery

Harberdashery by Waltcon August 7, 2004

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery 

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005

habberdashery 

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

copping haberdashery 

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

copping haberdashery by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009