haberdassery 

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

haberdassery by brixton April 8, 2010

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

Habadassery 

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery 

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005

habberdashery 

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007