will not

a shit nugget stuck to your ass hair. It just "will not" come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit

Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.

by Biggussar January 27, 2008

A piece of dried feces that get caught in the hair around ones anus due to inadequate wiping following a bowel movement. It will not come out.

Dude 1: Hey, stop pickeng your ass
Dude 2: I cannot help it. These will nots are so annoying

by backwash99 March 9, 2011