Haberdasherer
One who engages in haberdashery
Haberdasherer by benig1011 April 16, 2011
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haberdasher
1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005
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haberdasher
1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.
2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005
rectal haberdashery
Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
rectal haberdashery by rm_you November 3, 2005
copping haberdashery
copping haberdashery by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
african american haberdasher
A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.
"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"
african american haberdasher by Phleemeister June 16, 2016
haberdashery
(n.) A noun relating to foolish and absurd acts often committed in a social setting, but may occur in private as well. While the origin of these shenanigans dates back to traveling salesmen selling men’s clothing in 17th century England, over time it has become more widely used to describe the aforementioned types of acts. Alcoholic beverages are a popular catalyst to the occurrence of such foolishness.
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"
The woman scoffed, but knew her fiancé’s drunken haberdashery would be limited to the night of his bachelor party only.
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What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?
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What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?
haberdashery by e. trujillo and e. orme July 23, 2008
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