haberdashery

(n.) A noun relating to foolish and absurd acts often committed in a social setting, but may occur in private as well. While the origin of these shenanigans dates back to traveling salesmen selling men’s clothing in 17th century England, over time it has become more widely used to describe the aforementioned types of acts. Alcoholic beverages are a popular catalyst to the occurrence of such foolishness.
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"

The woman scoffed, but knew her fiancé’s drunken haberdashery would be limited to the night of his bachelor party only.
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What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?

by e. trujillo and e. orme July 23, 2008

haberdashery

the artful design, creation and selection of fine hats, probably the fruitiest fashion pursuit of them all

And what do you do in your spare time?

by foltor September 2, 2005

haberdashery

Supposed to be a place where men accessories are, but is used in such a way:

"I want to touch your haberdashery."
Makes absolutley no sense, but it depends on how dirty your mind is.

"I want to touch your haberdashery."

by Emi-Panda August 8, 2009

haberdashery

Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.

Did you see that haberdashery?

by eltruT December 28, 2005

haberdashery

lexi’s favorite word ever, she doesn’t really understand what it is but it sounds good

i like the word haberdashery

by arappernamedlexi January 6, 2018

Haberdashery

Private parts, especially the pubic hair region

Put some pants on- you don't want everyone seeing your haberdashery!

by Gram Smith August 1, 2013

Haberdashery

Haberdashery embodies all physical, emotional, chemical, or conceptual disorder or entropy.

Babe, I'd like to take you to Long John Silver's for our two week anniversary, but they got the hush puppies on sale, and six people already been shot in the melees. I'm not down with that haberdashery.

by Frankietrain April 17, 2021