a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
by Figleaf23 August 02, 2007
a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.
by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007
1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.
2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
by Figleaf23 August 13, 2007
an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007