Figleaf23's definitions
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
Get the joustmug. 1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff
2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa
2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa
1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.
2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.
2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
Get the hodge-podgemug. 1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
Get the dragonslayermug. by Figleaf23 July 26, 2011
Get the PMSHmug. by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007
Get the fucktifymug. Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the drool on a babymug. Antonin Scalia, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia (Scalia, Antonin) are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
Get the Scalia, Antoninmug.