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a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities
Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.
At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.
At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008
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Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007
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a MOSSAD puppet organization with the mission of harnessing U.S. military power to the service of Likudist interests in the government of Israel
a MOSSAD puppet organization with the mission of harnessing U.S. military power to the service of Likudist interests in the government of Israel
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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See also: perjury
See also: perjury
by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009
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