The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.
by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007
a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.
With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.
by Figleaf23 September 28, 2007
1. a tory,
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007