inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
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cunt grab

an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.

Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.

by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007
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Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 03, 2007
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mountbattened

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.

by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
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speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.
After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.
by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007
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webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer
There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007
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smart drinks

beverages sold with the marketing pitch that they improve cognition, alertness, and/or brain function
Ingredients in smart drinks include ginseng, gingko biloba, and guano.
by Figleaf23 August 09, 2007
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