suited

i was SUITED when he said he loved me .

my birthday in 4 months im SUITED . ☺️

by 😁😁😁‼️ February 10, 2019

Having cards sharing the same suit, such as your pocket cards in Texas Hold Em or your first three cards in Seven Card Stud.

Poker pro Phil Hellmuth is rumored to have made a large prop bet that AK off-suit is a pre-flop favorite over AK suited.

by Jeff_P May 10, 2006

to have condoms and planning/ready to have sex

Davon:"Oh man them girls over there is ready to get off you in?"
Tbo:"Hell ya dawg, plus im suited!"

adv: Definitely, certainly, very, or obviously; derived from its usage in poker. sometimes abbreviated as "suits".
(See also obv, obvies)

by Jeff_P May 10, 2006

suit

Slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

The supervisorial types who don't do anything real. Bosses.

"The suits think we take too many smoke breaks."
"They can blow it out their bung hole."

by octopd March 7, 2004

Slightly negative reference for the executives or management of a company, because they are paid better and dress more formally than the employees.

"I work twice as hard as the suits and get paid half as much."

by Coell July 6, 2005