Gucko

A replacement or modification made to an existing word to provide emphasis and stress it’s importance.

“I want to buy this, but it costs a whopping 100 Guckos!”
OR
“No way! That is unGuckolievable!”

Gucko by GuckoGang January 8, 2022

Leopard gecko 

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

Leopard gecko by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.

dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko

Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

dirty gecko parade 

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

dirty gecko parade by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

GunkOut 

Famously known for eating his favorite meal: the Cockfish.

Gunkout: “We didn’t build it, Joe did”
“Who’s Joe?”
Gunkout: “Joe Mama”
*Gunkout has been banned*

GunkOut by hymnole May 5, 2020

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Gecko Mode 

When Drew Thompson goes STUPID retarded

Ay that man chiefed earlier, now he's in gecko mode

Gecko Mode by Gecko Mode January 9, 2019