gucket 

The sound that is made while being face-fucked

Steve irwin gucketed all over the sting-rays cock.

gucket by Salamander76 January 15, 2023

Gucket 

Bucket full of dubble bubble bubble gum. Can also be in mini gucket form of a cauldron.

Wow that gucket is huge, can I have some dubble bubble bubble gum?

Where did you leave your gucket, I was gonna take a gucket goodie bag.

Gucket by Malalalalala May 5, 2023

Gucket

Gucket can be typically defined as being everything and nothing all at the same time.

Example: you may use “Gucket” to refer to a Ninja Slushi Machine.
Employee #1: “Hey big dawg, pour me out a cold one from Gucket.”
Employee #2: “Aight bet, one sec.”

Gucket by Gucketfan3000 November 18, 2025

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

guckt 

Alcohol, generally in the form of lager or bitter, but could also include cider or stout. Does not include spirits or wine.

Man, i'm desperate for some guckt. Anyone know where the nearest guckthouse is? Need to feed the beerguckt.

guckt by Duchy September 4, 2006

guacket 

"Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.

This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.

Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?

Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX

Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?

Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.

guacket by canpakes July 28, 2011

Gunket

Another word for Sperm, Semen.

Careful where you spray that Gunket or don't spray that gunket in my hair!!

Gunket by Double Doubles May 20, 2017