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Dude, my laptop always has problems. It's so puked.
puked by lurpy101 April 28, 2011

puked on itself 

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.
Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.
puked on itself by R.R.T. February 19, 2009

Puked My Pants 

Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.
Puked My Pants by Mr.Coffee August 19, 2006

puked out purse 

A purse that becomes a glorified barf bag for your bodily waste, regurgitation, upchuck, etc. Generally occurs when you get unwanted contact from an ex flame, romantic companion, potential fling, or soul mate.
Dolly: OMG my that dick totally just messaged me and tried to apologize for standing me up!

Tracy: What a douchebag

Dolly: I know right.....I immediately starting rocking my puked out purse, it was all the rage (sarcasm)
puked out purse by lennonutt February 23, 2011

Puked Moment 

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy
Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment
Puked Moment by HysteriaMC June 14, 2022

Frat Puked 

When you puke at a party and blame it on someone else.

When you puke at a party and blame it on imaginary people that just so happened to have the same dinner as you that evening.
These guys came in here and Frat Puked sushi all over the floor!
Frat Puked by cwill118 June 20, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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