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1. (n.) One who will perform sexual acts if payment can be arranged. (Payment does not have to be moeny.)
You ARE a prostitute??? Damn mom, that's cold... that some real cold shit.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
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A prostitute is a woman who sells sex for anything. What is accepted in exchange for sex ranges from money to crack to a job position.
Your mother is such a fucking prostitute Jim she sucked my dick for a six pack of beer last week.
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Probably one of the best chances to have sex without needing swave clothes or a good reputation. You should make sure they don't have herpes or any other STDs before you do the "act".
Many guys with no chances of getting a girl on their own will most likely turn to Prostitutes.
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by A human male September 02, 2018
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Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
by Mad Sclupu May 31, 2007
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