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Darth

An evil person who acts very much like one of the Darths found in Star Wars. A person who is causing misery and suffering.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
by jesster79 March 6, 2011
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Judas Booth

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.
David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth
by jesster79 June 9, 2018
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slime

A mucus like substance that the Republican party is built out of.
There are many, many examples of Republican slimeballs.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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crucifixion

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.
The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.
by jesster79 February 21, 2005
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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
by jesster79 January 12, 2021
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SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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