horse hockey

A tall tale that is so extravagant that there is no way anyone could ever believe it.

George Bush's economic plans.

by jesster79 March 06, 2004

gay agenda

The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.

Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.

by jesster79 August 17, 2006

George W. Iscariot

A first, middle, and last name that have rightly become associated with betrayal.

George W. Iscariot has betrayed all Americans everywhere.

by jesster79 March 05, 2006

Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.

Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.

by jesster79 February 23, 2006

voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.

George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.

by jesster79 February 09, 2006

Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.

George W. Bush gave Angela Merkel a Love Attack

by jesster79 July 26, 2006

Sean Hannity

A pompous, lying, four flushing, low life jerk. The host of a radio and tv show who thinks that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other dammed thing. A man who thinks that if you so much as look at Bush funny you're either a traitor or a terrorist sympathizer. Always cries wolf about the next 9/11 style attack that he thinks is just around the corner unless Bush is allowed to crap and piss all over the constitution and bill of rights.

Kind of like Bill O'Reilly.

by jesster79 January 24, 2005