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Something that only an idiot can have more than once.
"You had another divorce!"
by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse
Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!
by SlopNChop December 03, 2018
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From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
by El Pelon Adrian February 20, 2010
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the legal ending of a marriage
The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
Divorce example : You
by TheLostRealist June 17, 2011
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