Gronc

Basically another word for poggers, po, pogchamp , etc.

Person A: Wow man, that's so Gronc of you.
Person C They just killed someone-what does Gronc even mean?
Person B:Help me clean up this blood, now.

by Xeon? October 14, 2021

gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

grinchmas

A feeling of disgust caused by the over-commercialization of Christmas.

A feeling of grinchmas overwhelmed me as I tried to grocery shop in December.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

green grocer

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

by teh744 November 4, 2008

Goncharov

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.

Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov

by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Grinchmer

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has recruited Santa Claus to enforce Covid restrictions in a recent tweet.

What else has Grinchmer closed today?

by The Noble Plodder December 17, 2020

Mexican Grinch Legs

When you are weed eating in shorts and your legs get covered in grass making you look like a wetback working hard with a lawn

I worked all day on that lawn yesterday in only shorts, by the end of the day I had Mexican Grinch Legs that took the next week to get rid of.

by ItsSexyBeast May 10, 2018