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The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.


- Grinch Harper
"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."


"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"
by grinchlover December 03, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.
Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.
by Mike Stark June 10, 2014
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A mythical creature that lives in a cave on a mountain. This may used as an insult towards someone, if the person is very aggressive and has no good morals or someone who likes to steal other peoples things.
Aidan: Hey Kelsey, why did you steal my shirt and my 10 bucks?

Kelsey: Because I'm a grinch.

Aidan: Yes, you are indeed a grinch.
by oceangang69 October 11, 2014
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A substitute for the word "bitch", typically used in front of elders such as grandparents, parents, etc., as well as young children.
"Dude, your girlfriend is a major grinch. You need to drop her."
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by jonahraleigh April 20, 2017
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Grinch (which is a hairy creature) is a word used to describe a hairy/swetty/smelly vagina.
Her Grinch vaginacuntbeavermuffmingetwat smelt like a fish counter on a hot day.
by V--dog October 03, 2010
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Jared: O look it’s the grinch. Bella: I hate Christmas.
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by Jpoka November 07, 2019
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