Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

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- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 3, 2018

Grinch

A mythical creature that lives in a cave on a mountain. This may used as an insult towards someone, if the person is very aggressive and has no good morals or someone who likes to steal other peoples things.

Aidan: Hey Kelsey, why did you steal my shirt and my 10 bucks?

Kelsey: Because I'm a grinch.

Aidan: Yes, you are indeed a grinch.

by oceangang69 October 12, 2014

Grinch

Breaking up with a significant other right before Christmas break.

"Yo, James pulled a grinch right before she left."

by Trofa January 7, 2015

Grinch

The grinch is a broadly build man whomst using his body hair as a fur suit.

Oh damn your fluffy, what a grinch of a man you are.

by Spooky kermit December 22, 2018

Grinch

The cold hearted dude who had sexual relations with your girlfriend

Man, when you were gone I seent the grinch walking out your girls house..

by Msmith17192 January 17, 2019

Grinch

Grinch (grɪntʃ): noun

The Jewish equivalent of the N word

Man, that grinch always ruins bacon for me.

by Diriector_Doc March 31, 2017

Grinch

The act of busting a nut so hard you shit yourself.

Dale: "Hey man! How'd it go with Becky last night?"
Travis: "Well it went great until we were smacking the hams, and I Grinched all over her!"
Dale: "Aww nasty dude!"

"Upon celebrating the end of No Nut November be careful you don't grinch."

by ToasterBurrito May 15, 2019