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The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.


- Grinch Harper
"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."


"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"
by grinchlover December 03, 2018
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.
Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.
by Mike Stark June 10, 2014
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A mythical creature that lives in a cave on a mountain. This may used as an insult towards someone, if the person is very aggressive and has no good morals or someone who likes to steal other peoples things.
Aidan: Hey Kelsey, why did you steal my shirt and my 10 bucks?

Kelsey: Because I'm a grinch.

Aidan: Yes, you are indeed a grinch.
by oceangang69 October 11, 2014
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A substitute for the word "bitch", typically used in front of elders such as grandparents, parents, etc., as well as young children.
"Dude, your girlfriend is a major grinch. You need to drop her."
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by jonahraleigh April 20, 2017
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The grinch is a broadly build man whomst using his body hair as a fur suit.
Oh damn your fluffy, what a grinch of a man you are.
by Spooky kermit December 22, 2018
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Grinch (which is a hairy creature) is a word used to describe a hairy/swetty/smelly vagina.
Her Grinch vaginacuntbeavermuffmingetwat smelt like a fish counter on a hot day.
by V--dog October 03, 2010
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