gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

gronch by keystoned April 15, 2009

Gronch

The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.

1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!

Gronch by That gay shit. May 9, 2019

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

Gronch by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

gronch by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

gronch by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Gronch

To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.

Holy shit dude, that was a loud gronch

Gronch by xXDolphin_Fucker69Xx December 6, 2020

Gronch

when you watching the grinch and grope your friends.

Bend over shaan or im gonna gronch you

Gronch by megabigcal May 20, 2023