gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

by keystoned April 16, 2009

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell November 20, 2005

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 21, 2005

Gronch

The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.

1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!

by That gay shit. May 10, 2019

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

Gronch

To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.

Holy shit dude, that was a loud gronch

by xXDolphin_Fucker69Xx December 06, 2020

gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!

by yuckie! May 15, 2024