zucchini

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
by Lady Csyde February 04, 2006
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Annie shoves a zucchini into Megan's anus. "Oh, baby."
by Annie January 01, 2004
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zucchini

1. A codeword used to tip off a third wheel on a date that they should ease up, as the friend that they are supporting in comfortable enough to be alone.

2. When two people going out are hanging out with a group of people and decide to take off.

3. A word used discreetly to tell a cockblocker to tone it down.
Leslie (while on a date with Jess): Wow i enjoy zucchinis. They are delicious. Alicia will you go get me a salad with extra zucchini and Italian dressing?

Alicia: *slinks away*
by aliciaisabeast June 28, 2009
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Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's
Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)
by Jesus March 10, 2005
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1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley
"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."
by Lindina October 14, 2006
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An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.
"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."
by BokchoiBoy January 20, 2012
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