Kahdlibber's definitions

Pilegash

"Pee-leg-gosh", of Hebrew origin, a "purchased wife". She is supposed to be monogamous, but, her husband probably "permanently hired" her because his first wife could not have children. Or, his first wife may have hired her, in which case the children would belong to the first wife. Kind of like a surrogate mother, but, surrogate mother & wife.

Nowadays, "players" (players are honest about womanizing, whereas cheaters hide it) use pilegash as a term for extra wives (polygyny). Some are Fundementalist Mormons.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Round Earther

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!

Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים )

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017