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A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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Magi are "wise men" (wise people) such as those who followed the star to Bethlehem to find the 'king of the Jews"

(Jesus/Yahshua) to worship Him as told in Matthew chapter 2:1-12. Most scholars say they were "Zoroastrian" priests (priests of the deity Ahura Mazda).
Magi came to see the baby Jesus (Yahshua). Does that mean that Ahura Mazda and Yahweh Elohim are the same deity?
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.
BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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WOLVERine + RATEL (honey badger) = a person you DO NOT want to fight.
Bruce Lee was a perfect example of a wolveratel.
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

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A very old man.
My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!
by Kahdlibber October 08, 2017

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