Definitions by Kahdlibber

Goven Rule 

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

Goven Rule by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

Gobbler 

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

Gobbler by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Antarctica 

The SOUTH POLE.

Because of Global Warming, we will all eventually have to move to Antarctica!

Antarctica by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

P.U.M.A. 

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

P.U.M.A. by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

kiiiissssiiiing 

kissing for a really long time.

Bill and Linda were kiiiissssiiiing, their braces locked, hi Billlinda!

kiiiissssiiiing by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

cryogenically frozen 

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

cryogenically frozen by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

nasalpuke 

What you get when you close your mouth while vomitting.

Ted shot some nasalpuke down his shirt.

nasalpuke by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017