Kahdlibber's definitions

POP

Person On Pot

Wow man, look at that POP; he's slow and happy and munchin' out!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Round Earther

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!

Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Geezerati

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017