Kahdlibber's definitions

grinchmas

A feeling of disgust caused by the over-commercialization of Christmas.

A feeling of grinchmas overwhelmed me as I tried to grocery shop in December.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

positive spiritual energy

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

POP

Person On Pot

Wow man, look at that POP; he's slow and happy and munchin' out!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Pilegash

"Pee-leg-gosh", of Hebrew origin, a "purchased wife". She is supposed to be monogamous, but, her husband probably "permanently hired" her because his first wife could not have children. Or, his first wife may have hired her, in which case the children would belong to the first wife. Kind of like a surrogate mother, but, surrogate mother & wife.

Nowadays, "players" (players are honest about womanizing, whereas cheaters hide it) use pilegash as a term for extra wives (polygyny). Some are Fundementalist Mormons.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Herb Grasse

I'm 100% serious, dude, Herb Grasse (1945-2010) was a car designer. He worked for Chrysler, Ford and Nissan. Later, he started his own design firm.

In 1973 he designed the Bricklin SV-1 for Malcolm Bricklin. Herb Grasse, what a totally fucking awesome name! And he designed a totally fucking awesome car. Dude, from now on your top 10% car drawings are "Herb Grasse designs".

by Kahdlibber October 12, 2017