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Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
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Goncharov 

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
Goncharov by CasualSnake November 20, 2022

Goncharov 

noun - An elaborate hoax for comedic purposes, where multiple people will begin to claim the existence of a person or show or dramatic performance exists, even supplying details or manufactured art of same, for the purpose of a prank.

verb - to create or engage in the creation of a Goncharov
Inspector Spacetime was a Goncharov before Goncharovving was cool.
Goncharov by Farmer Vinnie January 8, 2023

Goncharov Effect 

When the made up thing is better than the real thing.

An effect establish by Tumblr users in the year 2022 when an image of a tag on a boot lead to the discovery of what may be the worlds best cinematic masterpiece, Goncharov.

What starts as a normal play day on Tumblr quickly spirals into a mass fanfare concerning obscure director Mateo JWHJ0715.
"Man, Twitter won't shut up about this absolute beast of a classic movie."
"Goncharov Effect, my friend."
Goncharov Effect by GoncharovFan597 November 28, 2022

Gotchacovid

Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.
President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Gotchacovid by kaman25 March 18, 2020
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