The kind of agency that would stare at you thru the computer cam and would blow up and bust down your house’s door and windows all because you were staring at 5 year old animated girls
The FBI got me arrested yesterday.
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Federal Bureau of Investigation; an agency of the Justice Department responsible for investigating violations of Federal laws.
The FBI is primarily a law enforcement agency. They collect intelligence related to domestic security and perform crime investigations.
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Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I'm From the FBI,Drop your Gun!
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An organization that breaks into houses and is most likely watching you through your camera...
FBI OPEN UP
* proceeds to dislocate arm while spraying pepper spray into your eyes
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Founded in 1492 by demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to fight aliens.
Computer, give me all the information you have on the 'F-B-I'
"The FBI is a government law enforcement agency."
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"Insufficient data."
Insufficient data?!? Can't you just make an educated guess?
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An organization of federal workers, or agents, designed to secure the US against security risks that disrupt the government somehow "clearing the picture" for other departments/agencies/forces or sending in their own forces for exigent purposes. They also have a nationwide web of phone/webtaps, informants, spies and undercover guys ("plants"). Founded in 1908 with the purpose of fighting crime more effectively nationwide, they eventually lasted through trying times such as the Prohibition, WW1/WW2 and 9/11 and continue their work today.
An agent: a suit with an signed ID. Usu. seen with a 9mm handguns, black Sedan and a red tie. *Some believe they are actually aliens.* ::GASP::
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