Gronce 

Someone who finds attraction in seeing their own grandfather naked

Ethan: my grandad looks hella naked

Friend: woah dude ...you’re a gronce

Gronce by Me6728920229 September 18, 2018

Gronce 

When someone talks about their friends grandads farts bc they have the big gay

Hi I’m jack I’m a gronce because I talk about my friends grandads farts, I am infected with the big gay and a I have a vitamin D deficiency

Gronce by I hate people and life September 19, 2018

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

In Grocery We Trust 

The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust

Friend: There's no way BinJin is dating!
Me: In grocery we trust!

In Grocery We Trust by priscillastump May 31, 2020

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans

We going to make groceries today.

make groceries by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

grocery stick 

The male who is left out of the action during a 3-male, 1-female (MMMF) gang bang, if the female doesn't do anal. Similar to bench players in hockey.

Freddie was a regular grocery stick last night, eh Tommy?

grocery stick by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019