Definitions by teh744

big benned 

To have sex with a drunk woman thats that isn't coherent,and doesn't want it. Usually takes place in a public bathroom.

I just big benned Sally in ladies room.It was great.

big benned by teh744 April 16, 2010

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.

John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.

green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

lionel mentality 

A model railroading expression generally used to describe unprototypical operations,extremely toy-like,a real far cry from reality.

I don't like his setup. I think he has lionel mentality.

lionel mentality by teh744 May 27, 2008

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

condition brown by teh744 May 25, 2008