The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.
"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013
Get the Douchely mug.When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?
Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014
Get the Doucheyne mug.When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.
Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.
by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011
Get the Douchey Choo Choo mug.a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
Get the doucherysm mug.1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
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