Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.
Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
by PeterNortherly May 05, 2014
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