douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

by Sikk July 19, 2005

douchelick

A moron
The same as being as douchebag, just with a twist

"When are you going to quit selling the yellow pages and start that insurance thing, you douchelick?"

by Michael Brady May 2, 2008

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

doucheslice

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

by poiunt June 13, 2010

Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

by Jspaz October 4, 2009

doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

by jumblebox May 1, 2008