douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.

that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.

by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit

megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie

by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit

dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie

by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.

To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.

by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.

That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.

by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

by Sikk July 19, 2005