1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006
Get the doucheloaf mug.When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"
"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"
by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008
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Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"
Rose: "Affirmative."
by UnclePaul905 November 4, 2010
Get the Douchelou mug.An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
by Kendall October 3, 2004
Get the douchewaffle mug.1.Person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
2.The lord and messiah of all douches.
by Nev October 29, 2004
Get the douchelord mug.The douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (From the slang "DOUCHEbag" + the German "doppelGANGER" meaning someone who resembles someone else.)
Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.
by alex2000 May 24, 2009
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