a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.
I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.
by pendergastastic September 08, 2010
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Alex is a real douchernator, the way he made fun of those douchebags was legendary to say the least.
by pendergastastic September 09, 2010
Get the douchernator mug.a version of the modern day bro with undeniable good looks, witty sense of humor, and a lady killer aura. It is not advisable to take this type of bro as your wingman unless you yourself can be classified as such, doing so will result in him pulling your chick as well as the three others he scored earlier in the night.
Bro Pitt here tells me that intelligent cultured chicks are easy, guess it's time to hit up the Renaissance fair.
by pendergastastic September 07, 2010
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Get the verbal sodomy mug.a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.
Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction
by pendergastastic September 07, 2010
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Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
by pendergastastic September 08, 2010
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