The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, mayeven approach 1 DeSantis.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.
"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"