Delsan fucked my grandmother again
by Delsan :) November 21, 2021
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1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
Get the DeSantis mug.Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
Get the DESANTIS mug.DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
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Get the Ron Desantis mug.The salesman said the car could be driven home but it had no steering wheel, tires or engine. I was Delanceyed.
by CaptainMolotov June 4, 2020
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by chickenman69 February 22, 2022
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