DMJohnson's definitions

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.

by DMJohnson April 8, 2025

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

Dick flick

A movie that gives you a boner.

Hey Jerry did you see that new movie it was a real dick flick.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.

I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Fold

Someone who is fucking old.

Your grandpa is fold.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.

by DMJohnson April 8, 2025