D.I.S.S.

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.

Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.

by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016

D I S A S T E R

Something said by a pro gamer

D I S A S T E R

-sebee

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE October 20, 2022

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020

D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin

An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 13, 2008

T.A.R.D.I.S

1. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. The Tardis is the doctors time machine in the show called doctor who it is bigger on the inside it can go to any world and any time.

2. Some fans might say it stands for Ten And Rose Dating In Space because of a companion named Rose Tyler that fell in love with the tenth doctor. This is not what it really means it is just a fun thing bad wolf fans say

girl 1: oh my gosh its the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Girl 2: lets go see if the doctor is there!

by allons-y10thdoctor4evs May 24, 2014

D.I.S.C.O

A girl who is Desirable, Irresistible, Super Sexy, Such a Cutie, and Oh oh oh.

She can also be Sweet as Candy.

She is D.I.S.C.O

by itsawildsnorlax April 16, 2009

D.I.S.

Daily Intake of Sugar

Serina needed to pep her cuteness with a D.I.S. now she's uncontrollably hyper.

by kjm16 December 15, 2008