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1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.
1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!
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A male's hair line done at the barborshop , used mostly in southern Florida, Broward County.
-Go get a tape
-man you need a tape
-damn they fucked up your tape
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Magnetic tape, commonly referred to as just tape, is very thin plastic tape coated across the length of it with a magnetic substance. For example, it could be coated with iron oxide (Fe₂O₃) or chromium dioxide (CrO₂). Both of these formulas were used in the compact cassette, or cassette tape, a format that stored audio signals on this magnetic tape, running past stationary tape heads at a speed of 1.875 inches per second. Magnetic tape was also used on video recording formats such as VHS, Video2000, and Betamax. It is also used in the high-end recording market, and there it is called reel-to-reel tape.

Tape can also be used as a slang term for recording something on tape (For an example, see below)
I have so many tapes, now I can listen to all kinds of music!
Most VHS tapes contain 246 meters of magnetic tape, all wound up on a spool.

Extra:
Person 1: Hey, can you record (program x)?
Person 2: Sure! I'll tape (program x) on (device of choice)
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An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.
I duct taped his arm back on to his body.
by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003
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A code word for when you want to call someone a dick or tell someone in the room that someone else is being a dick but you don’t really want the “dick” to know it’s them. And it’s tape, because you wish you could tape their mouth shut because they are being SUCH A DICK
Tom (to Amy, in a meeting): I don't really care because your proposed solution doesn't address the real problem.

Jaime (to Michelle): Hey, can you pass the tape?
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The cassette tapes from 13 reasons why explaining the persons role in why hannah killed herself
Clay jenson this is your tape
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Style of the late 80's. A jean or kind of pant that creates an illusion of a long buttox or frontal area while forming a slight "tapered" or tight look at the ankle of the pant. Used for costumes, "dress up days," un-hip and sometimes overweight women, and "HxC" scenesters.
"That girls is so scene! Check out her choppy haircut and sweet TAPES! They're SOOO hxc!"

or

"That woman has got some sweet TAPES. Just look at how tight they are at the ankle!"
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